The setting: Dance class in the school auditorium. Cha cha cha couples dance with reluctant teenagers, boys vastly outnumbering girls.
Result: 30 year old female teacher mucks in and dances with 11 year old male student.
Male student: "Tell me when the dance is over so I know when to open my eyes."
Teacher: "Won't it be easier to dance with your eyes open."
Male student: "Not really, I know what to do with my feet, and I'd rather keep my eyes closed as I'm looking straight at your lady lumps."
So classy.
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